"You're only half-dressed, Nigel Uno," Father remarked. He wasn't even trying, but in his outburst he had somehow pulled the shadows in the room onto him, like a dark blanket. "Uh.um.I bought it! You can see the price tag and everything!" Numbuh 1 laughed nervously and in great distress. "Really? Then where'd you get that shadow suit?" "Wait, no, that's still not good! I don't have any powers, I tell you!! I'm like my dad, okay?!! I'm NOT_LIKE_YOU!" "Oh, thank goodness." Numbuh 1 blinked and then waved his arms around. "Then could be you're only half a demon, on account of Monty." But even then she wasn't a volcano demon all the time. He had been in real peril.right? It couldn't be that he was different from all of his friends.except maybe Kuki. "Uh-n-no, are you crazy?!" Numbuh 1 now was trying to remember all those times he was in great peril. And how do you know you can actually drown? Have you tried it?" "Were you listening or NOT when I told you about how Grandfather's mother wasn't frozen in the Battle of the Alamode? Each family member manifests a different earthly element. "W-wait!! That can't be right! I'm human! I get burned by fire, I can drown! I get poisoned!" "HelLO, haven't you been paying attention?! Every single Uno for four generations has been a demon master of evil! And you know what that makes you?" "I hate to break this to you, Nigel Uno, but Monty is-human." The elemental power's been different in each generation, but psychic ability has stayed pretty constant, whether it's telekinesis or ageifying mind control." "AHAHAHAA!! So, as you see, every new bit of DNA that's added to the Uno line is throwing ingredients in a pot, and it might surface only after a few generations, or it might sink to the bottom and never show up again. " Too bad! The result of this union was Grandfather, whose powers you're acquainted with." You remember the Age-Changing Cigar, don't you?" It just so happens that the age-changing ability, introduced into our family through the Annoyingly Cute Triplet's companion, is what the Age-Changing Cigar is based on. But except for that ancestor, we can't change our ages. Given what our particularly family is, its members can stop themselves from aging. She terrorized the Kids Next Door until she settled down and had a kid with someone who could change his age. But the third Annoyingly Cute Triplet had ice powers, and was immune to the ice cream explosion. Gram-Gram didn't escape, as well as two of the-like you call 'em, Annoyingly Cute Triplets. "When Fancy Pants 19th century kid was about to steal Gram-Gram's recipe, as you know, they were all frozen in the ice cream explosion. "Sheesh, do you have a code name for everyone? Anyway, the man she mothered the children with wasn't as prominent, but he could split atoms with his mind." "Yes, the mother of the Annoyingly Cute Triplets That Lived on the Hill." Her dark powers were legendary- and she baked the most deliciousest cakes." It was rumored among that generation's brats that she was actually made of shadows. The carpet was thin and the only thing between his butt and hard marble. It was so unwelcoming, this mansion-the pipe organ was the only wooden object in the room. Numbuh 1 uneasily seated himself on the luxuriant expensive carpet. "Oh, then why didn't you say so? Pop a squat on the floor or something, 'cause this is going to take awhile." You being my-uncle and all." Saying that felt wrong, and Numbuh 1 made a face in disgust. "Then hang out in your stupid tree, and get out of my HOUSE!" "Well, Dad went out to a restaurant with Mom." "What're you coming over unin vited for, Mr.
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